Aug 24

Presidential Candidate Google Results

I decided to “Google” (as in type into the Google search engine certain search terms. Yes, I’m using it as a verb… trust me it’ll catch on.) each of the presidential candidates whose names I could recall to see the volume of results that came back. This can be used to gauge the amount of interest in a candidate and see where the buzz is at.

Declared Republican CandidateUndeclared Republican Candidate

  1. Ron Paul – 77,600,000
  2. Sarah Palin – 60,900,000
  3. Michele Bachmann – 27,300,000
  4. Rick Perry – 26,700,000
  5. Mitt Romney – 15,800,000
  6. Derek Jeter – 14,200,000
  7. Gary Johnson – 12,800,000
  8. Newt Gingrich – 11,200,000
  9. Herman Cain – 7,360,000
  10. Jon Huntsman – 4,960,000
  11. Rick Santorum – 4,870,000
  12. Rudy Giuliani – 4,380,000
  13. Thad McCotter – 1,480,000
If it could be said that the volume of Google results is a gauge of interest… it appears there is a separation between what America is interested in and what is being shown by the mainstream media. Don’t worry though, Rick Perry will be right up there soon.

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Aug 17

In Defense of Modesty

I was talking with a friend over the weekend who was a supporter of all the wars America is involved in. One of his defenses I’ll paraphrase was, “Imagine being a female in one of these Middle Eastern who is forced to wear clothing covering nothing but their eyes. We are doing so much good for these people.”

Muslim woman veilThat sounds like a bad situation for a woman…  and it is… IF they are FORCED to wear these, but often times it is a voluntary show of commitment to the Muslim faith. We don’t understand their culture, religion or ways of thinking. You can say it’s bad that Arab women have to dress extremely modestly, but is the situation really any better for an American woman? Women in America are pressured to wear sexy clothing, makeup and be 20lbs underweight in order to attract attention from men. Girls are sexualized from a young age and are put down and made to feel as being of lesser value than men. Women in positions of power are few and far between and those that are, are made light of.

Think of guys like Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones. They are old as sin, yet still land high-profile roles. How many past their prime women land starring roles in major films? (Glen Close?) Few people are interested in old women. America values young looking women who do scandalous things. Older American women in the spotlight need plastic surgery, facelifts and botox to keep from feeling worthless in our culture. Arab women do not feel this pressure. Facial coverings seem terrible and extreme to us, but step back from the situation and see that it’s just a matter of the pot calling the kettle black.

Even if we are doing these countries good by bombing them and overthrowing their rulers, there are several considerations we need to make.

1.       Is it worth spending American money and sacrificing American lives to “help” other nations?

I fail to see how it is our moral obligation to get involved with the affairs of other sovereign nations by raining down death and destruction by land, sea and air. We need to accept that people are going to hate us and going after these people is only going to stir up more hatred. On Sept. 11th many people were shocked that terrorists were willing to sacrifice their lives to hurt us. Others who realize how our foreign policy is causing this hatred have been predicting an attack on American soil for years.

2. Are bombs and bullets really the best way to spread our “goodness”?

Maybe this is a naive viewpoint, but surely there have to be more diplomatic ways than threats and warmongering to bring about positive change in the world.

And by the way, there is only one anti-war candidate running for president. This candidate is the only one to have served in the military and garners the most donations from military personnel.

I’ve never been in the military so why not take it from someone who has:

I am a Sergeant in the U.S. Army. I support Ron Paul and I support his foreign policy. I am sure you would not dare call me a Paultard to my face.

No, you would give me the same parroted line I hear 100 times a day, “Thank you for your service”. When I hear some flabby couch potato like you say that to me it makes me sick. Yes, I serve our country, but our wars do not.

I do my best to keep my men alive while we carry out this sick policy of sticking our noses in other peoples business. When was the last time you had a friend die in your arms or look for the leg that was just blown off of the man next to you? When was the last time you walked past dead children that were killed by U.S. weapons? I’m glad you can sleep at night, because many times I cannot. I have children myself you self righteous SOB. If someone killed my children you can bet I would do everything in my power to seek revenge.

You dare call me rabid and blind? I know what I am talking about. Why don’t you grab a gun and head to Iran if you want to fight them so much. Ron Paul is right. They are no threat to us. We need to mind our own business. They hate us not because we are rich and free, they hate us because we are in their countries.

It is people like you that are the biggest threat to this country, not Iran.

BY SgtLewis on 08/16/2011 at 11:06

http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/presidential-campaign/…

Jan 21

What is life?

A miracle.

Mar 27

Dear Mister Obama –

I recently wrote a letter to the president. I expect him to write back soon and I will post his response when I receive my handwritten letter from him. I may paraphrase because it takes me awhile to copy text off a paper. Plus I hear his handwriting is not that great. Here is my letter… well it’s after this photo of me while I was going bowling one Thursday.

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Dear Mister Obama,

Thank you for shoving healthcare reform down the throats of an unwilling populace! Because you know what’s best for the country and I respect you for making everyone realize that they are idiots. (Americans are a fickle bunch of sheep who don’t really know what they want.) I was really really glad to hear that this massive spending bill will decrease the national deficit. That puts me at ease, because like you, I’m concerned about the sustainability of our nation.

I’ve been praising your efforts… but I’m going to have to get a bit critical here. I really don’t think 16,000 new IRS agents is quite enough. I mean there are ALOT of Americans and how can we be expected to take care of our well being unless YOU MAKE SURE we are taking care of our well being!?!? I think we need a whole army of volunteer IRS agents and we can all monitor each other’s bank accounts to make sure we are buying health insurance. It could be sort of an accountability buddy system. Everyone would know everyone’s private information and there would be no monkey business going on. And I think it would go over better because for some reason a lot of people don’t trust the government with sensitive information. But you already know every last detail about each of us anyway… shhh don’t tell anyone.

By the way, do you like eating oranges? I sure do, they are a very tasty fruit. And I like the color orange… but we can discuss that later.

Yours completely willingly,

Luke

P.S. Say hi to Nancy for me!

May 24

Why can’t I run?

Why can’t I run? My knees and back are fine. I’m a spry 23-year-old and am physically capable of running in every way. So why can’t I run? (don’t worry, this isn’t a rhetorical question… I’ll answer myself right… now) Society. Society tells me I can’t run. There’s no law against running and there aren’t signs everywhere (no skateboarding) telling me not to. It’s simply a social moor that tells me that I can’t, that it would be silly and foolish TO run. But for a society that preaches “time is money” it would be foolish not to run.

 

Have to walk all the way down the hall to the bathroom? Run there… be back working at your desk in no-time. Productivity in this country would skyrocket! The financial implications alone should convince companies to experiment in implementing a mandatory running policy (not to mention fitter employees). “Oh, but there will be high speed collisions and people will get hurt.” Yeah… that’s what those nay-sayers said about a little invention called The Automobile. So just widen the hallways at work and paint a little yellow line in the middle. In America we can run on the right side of the hallway. So we have to be careful when we visit other countries where they will run on the left side of the hallway. If we need to enter a doorway we will simply point at the door we want to enter and repeatedly say “I’m going in that door… I’m going in that door…” Now that isn’t so hard. If you own a business, get a leg up on the competition and implement this tactic NOW!

I almost forgot, I AM allowed to run at certain times and places. I am allowed to run on my stride-trainer at my house… and whilst tethered to a treadmill or elliptical at the gym. However, I am allowed to run for nothing but the sake of running itself. My motivation for this could be physical fitness… but I am not allowed to do anything productive beyond this with my running. I cannot run for the sole intent of going to the store and getting a loaf of bread… then running home with the aforementioned bread. No, that would look quite silly. You always here people say “Oh I gotta go run here”. But they aren’t really running are they… no they’re DRIVING. I had a friend who lived across the street from a grocery store. His mom drove there. God forbid anyone has to cross a street on anything but four wheels.

Children run everywhere. Why? It’s the quickest way to get between two places. And plus, it’s kind of fun. Why don’t we learn from their example? Sadly society has robbed us of our innocence and told us we are not allowed to have fun or act childish. Yesterday I really wanted to run through Home Depot to get to the appliance department quicker… but I would feel weird… so I walked.

There was a kid we called “Turbo” when I was in school. He ran wherever he went. He was a laughing stock… but why? He got where he needed to be on-time, and he didn’t sacrifice a single moment of his life for a society that tells us “we have to walk everywhere”. Turbo… you are my hero. Run on my friend. Run like the wind.

Jan 15

Uncyclopedia

Obama, pounding the pavement with other distinguished members of the Democratic party.

Obama, pounding the pavement with other distinguished members of the Democratic party.

I ran across this hilarious site called “Uncyclopedia” which is full of wikipedia like articles… except that are fake. It’s pretty impressive actually. Just click the pic of Barack and Luda and check out the Obama article.

Jan 04

moni bambo you person.

I thought this was mildly interesting. It’s how to say hello in different languages. Umm ok, maybe you’re not that facinated. Maybe I’m not that facinating. I can entertain 3-year-olds and small hairy mammals for hours with my amusing antics. So you can just umm… whatever… pshhh!